It's my party and I'll cry if I want to

America was founded passive aggressively. We had a “tea party”. What the fuck? A tea party, why is that so monumental? In other countries revolutions start when a Molotov cocktail shatters the windshield of the dictator’s car. We turned a harbor into a salty british afternoon treat because of taxes. I guess it was the right thing to do back then, but how pretentiously ignorant is it to have one today? We seriously do not care about the taxes on tea anymore. And you might say its a symbolic gesture, but so is giving the finger. It doesn't really do anything it just pisses people off. There’s a bumper sticker that I see around Richmond that says “stop bitching start a revolution.” well I am not afraid to say that the most ignorant and patriotic people in America do not want a revolution, they want to bitch and have someone else do things for them, just like they remember it...you know slaves and what not.